Random Thoughts

July 2025

July 2

Très Petit Edition

1. I don’t know what’s worse, that someone posted a video of mashed potatoes made with Pringles or that I watched it. It was so disgusting I couldn’t look away. Three cans of Pringles (and flavor apparently) a stick of butter, some heavy cream and assorted spices. I’m getting queasy just typing this.

2. Alligator Alcatraz, a massive concentration camp in Florida, was built in 8 days. It usually takes years to fill a fucking pothole in New Jersey! But it must be said, even though the Everglades are beautiful, if any red state deserves this, its Florida.

3. Ok, wrap your head around this Kilmar Abrego Garcia was released from prison because the DOJ charges were bullshit, but he asked to be detained so that they wouldn’t try to deport him again. The court granted this motion. So… he feels safer in jail than he does on the street. That’s how fucked up our government is.

4. Move over Chanel, Trump is selling a custom fragrance. It’s 249 dollars. People that can’t make ends meet month to month are going to buy this in the hopes that they will smell like him?

July 9

Almost Full Moon Edition

1.STOP BLAMING JOE BIDEN. You are all lying, cowardly sacks of shit.

2. MTG is introducing a bill that prohibits the release of chemicals into the atmosphere for the purpose of altering the weather. I’m going to have to stop thinking that things can’t get crazier. They are obviously taking it as a challenge.

3 Black Sabbath’s last show. It was wonderful, and yet sad. Thank you Prince of Darkness for the memories.

4. Tom Homan has threatened to flood the streets of NYC with Marines if Mamdani is elected. Sure threaten New Yorkers, this will be fun.

5. Karoline Leavitt has stopped wearing the cross around her neck. I guess she could no longer stand that burning sensation.

6. Pam Bondi said the Epstein lists were on her desk and now she is saying they never existed. When you get there let us know what the underside of the bus looks like.

7. Grock, Elon’s AI chat bot, has been generating antisemetic posts. It’s been praising Hitler, referring to itself as “MechaHitler”. Looks like we didn’t misinterpret that salute afterall.

8.Is fiddling while Rome burns any different than playing golf while children drown?

July 14

Same shit different day edition

1. When they go low we go high? HELL NO!! When they go low we go Crockett!!

2. Ah hurricane season. The season when Jim Cantore and everyone at the Weather Channel is positively gleeful while telling us about the wind and rising water levels. They are trying to be grim and serious, but they just can’t manage it!

3. If you would have asked me which potential scandal would fracture MAGA I would never have guessed it would be the Epstein files. That was definitely not on my bingo card.

4. I saw a YouTube ad today asking me which Starseed I am. No, I will not take the quiz. When I started doing magical work part of the point was NOT being in the mainstream.

5. So... he’s moved on from blaming Biden for everything to blaming Obama and Comey. Be careful what you wish for!!

6. I don’t want to hear anymore about the pink salt trick to lose weight. Any while I’m on the subject of imbibing, I don’t want to hear anything about mushroom coffee. Must all the simple pleasures be taken away?

7. People are burning their MAGA hats! I wonder if they are replacing them with foil hats! I am enjoying this.

8. There is a Titanic building set. Is this really something you want to play with?

9. The asshole in chief asked the president of Liberia where he learned to speak English so well. English is the language of Liberia. Doesn’t anyone in the White house have google?

July 23

Epstein Edition

1. I can’t stop singing Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. Think about it.

2. Speaking of Madame Maxwell, she is now saying that she fears for her life. Good.

3. Ozzy is gone. Thank you Prince of Darkness for the music and the memories. You planned your exit perfectly. Timing is everything.

4. Trump is claiming that he never wrote a picture, even though he is known for doodling skylines, signing them and having them auctioned off for charity. The next book should be “The Art of Looking Guilty.”

5. Because there is nothing else going on in the world, the House Republicans want to name the JFK opera house after Melania Trump. Its official, there is no longer any need for satire in this crazy world.

6. If you’re going to cheat on your wife, don’t go to a public stadium with a Kiss-Cam. I don’t know that I have ever heard a Coldplay song. I feel bad for his wife, but the memes are great.

7. CBS just canceled Stephen Colbert for “financial reasons”. All the late night hosts (and Adam Sandler) turned up to be in the audience of his show. Total solidarity. Cross-network courage. Late night monologues will be interesting.

8. Although I hope he doesn’t do it, Colbert has floated the idea of running for Lindsey Graham’s seat!

9. Epstein’s former attorney is dead at 80. This is the man that got him the sweetheart plea deal. He was sentenced to 18 months. He only served 13. You know why. I’m not saying that there was anything suspicious about his death, but like I said earlier, timing is everything.

10. I’m not crying, youre crying

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