Random Thoughts

October 2025

October 8

Shutdown Edition

1. Trump and Pete Hegseth appeared in full makeup and addressed the military. He let them know they were fat and stupid and could not have long hair and beards. Any mentions of eyeliner was suspiciously absent. I’m sure JD breathed a sigh of relief.

2. Youtube keeps showing me pictures of coffins! Do they know something I don’t? Maybe I will go out and buy some tofu and extra vitamins just in case, but no kale. That’s a bridge too far.

3. Governor Pritzker calls for Trump’s removal from office through the 25th amendment. Save the dates Tue, Apr 7 – Tue, Nov 3, 2026. This is when we can flip the house and start these proceedings

4. They wouldn’t really try to deport Bad Bunny at the Superbowl, world they? Do they realize that Puerto Rico is an American territory?

5. MAGA Mike was caught on a hot mike. Now we know that you know, so grow a spine and do something about it.

6. Why do I fixate on my negative horoscopes and roll my eyes at the positive ones? You’d think I’d know better.

7. In the midst of a government shutdown the House went on a paid vacation. All this to collude with a bunch of pedophiles. RELEASE THE FILES!!

8. Safe travels Jane Goodall. A life well lived.

9.Bath and Body Works is selling Disney villain products. Evil Queen fragrance? Isn’t there enough evil in the world without helping it smell better?

October 23

A little tardy Edition

1. Trumps doctor just announced that not only is 47 in perfect health but he has gotten all of his vaccinations. Wait... what? Wait... what? Isn’t he against those?

2. After my years at Pratt and attaining an a degree in graphic design, I really want to buy a paint by numbers kit. There is no explanation for this!

3. No businesses in Chicago will let Kristi Noem or ICE use their bathrooms. This shouldn’t fill me with glee, but it does! It shouldn’t be that much of a problem, the restaurants won’t serve them food so...

4. First the whistle blowers and now the leaks. You’d think this regime would be more entertaining, but no.

5. The Trump coin has his face on both sides. Heads we lose, heads we lose. Asshole

6. Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau dating? Seriously, Canada deserves better.

7. Now that the Nobel Peace Prize had been awarded to someone deserving can we stop talking about it. Haven’t you embarrassed out country enough without fabricating achievements so you can lobby for an award you don’t deserve

8. He has changed his mind, as of yesterday he is sure he is not getting to heaven. Ok, there is one thing we agree on.

9. I still haven’t recovered from the destruction of the Rose Garden, now there is a need less ballroom being built. I need the republicans to grow a spine or two and stop this jackass.

October 30

Government Shutdown Edition

1. Can anything be less presidential than sneaking onto Air Force One in the middle of the night to avoid the press?

2. There was a heist at the Louvre. I love that they are using the word heist. It conjures of images of Audrey Hepburn and Peter O’Toole robbing a bank in the ‘60s.

3. Abrego Garcia wants discovery. Todd Blanche wants to send him to Liberia.

4. Stephen Miller is selling his home (for way under market value I might add) Because he feels threatened. He feels threatened because people have been writing things like “GTFO”, “Hate has no home in Arlington” on the sidewalk in front of his house in SIDEWALK CHALK. What a wus! LOL

5. Pam Bondi says that these acts against Pee Wee German are punishable crimes, and every single threat will be met with the full force of the law. It’s sidewalk chalk for fucks sake! It’s not like someone threw a sandwich at him!

6. Not that a beauty pageant contestant can’t be a good lawyer, it just shouldn’t be the only qualification.

7. ICE has descended upon the vendors on Canal street in NYC. Aw, come on. Where will the Millennials get their Gucci knock offs now?

8. There is an ad for a company that will draw you a picture of your soulmate (or your husband depending on the version of the ad). I have so many questions, to many to list here but here’s the big one... They sell subscriptions!! $29.99 a month! How many husbands/wives/soulmates are you supposed to have?

9. Candace Owens is getting sued by Brigitte Macron. Good. You can’t say anything you and not be held accountable. I hope Brigitte bankrupts her lying ass.

10. OPEN THE GOVERNMENT YOU ENTITLED ASSHOLES

11. SHOW US THE EPSTEIN FILES!!